So today we were sitting at the breakfast table...Steve, Jarom and I. I gave Steve 2 hard-boiled eggs. As he peeled them:
Steve: mmmmm, I can't wait until Easter
Jarom: (laughing) you have to sit on the Easter bunny's lap
Steve: No I don't
Me: Jarom saw the Easter bunny at the mall the other day...he opted NOT to sit on the Easter bunny's lap
Steve: good choice Jarom, Easter bunnies are pedophiles!! Why do you think they always have such a huge smile on their faces?